Colorado was beautiful and totally distracting and great. Some highlights and happenings:

•  Mason farted 1202 times
•  we learned how to ski on the bunny hill
•  some of us skied quite well
•  Helen’s knee played like a bird’s neck twisting all the way around
•  one of us did not like skiing
•  most of us LOVED skiing
•  Josh was excellent at the pizza
•  we ate almond butter out of a ketchup packet
•  we wore six layers of clothes and packed in like sardines for snowy road trips
•  we spent quality time on our phones
•  we had brunch
•  we had brunch
•  we had brunch
•  we slept on a couch
•  we made fires
•  Kristen made a mean breakfast
•  our toes froze
•  we plunged hot hands packets into our shoes
•  we wore pretty much the same thing the whole time
•  we made coffee
•  we drank coffee
•  we didn’t shower regularly
•  we learned about trailer parks
•  we hugged Anya
•  we liked Boulder
•  we liked Denver
•  we liked Kevin
•  we liked Kevin’s girlfriend Lynner
•  we liked the snow
•  we spent a lot of money on jerkie
•  we did photo shoots
•  we took photos with our phones
•  we posed for photos
•  we got car sick
•  we drank good beer
•  we soaked in a hot spring
•  we soaked with old naked people in a hot spring
•  we soaked with old naked people in a hot spring for hours
•  we took buses
•  we went to the mall
•  we drank nyquil and went to bed before 10 at night
•  we watched movies
•  we slept at a hotel in Steamboat with a Swiss guy that Mason made friends with that talked a lot and then called us late at night to see if we were smoking because his alarm went off, but we weren’t we were just “burning incense”
•  we slept at a hotel in a scary neighborhood in Denver
•  we walked in parks through snow
•  we ate snow off of the ground many, many times
•  we wondered about strange noises at night in the trailer park
•  we had to secure our hotel door because it was a two way door and our side wouldn’t lock, so we secured it with the nightstand and a metal luggage rack
•  we tried on pink cowboy hats
•  we tried on denim jackets
•  we ate sushi in landlocked colorado
•  we ate thai food and vietnamese green mango salads
•  we ate a lot of eggs
•  we saw horses roll around on the ground
•  we saw horses wearing blankets