Colorado was beautiful and totally distracting and great. Some highlights and happenings:
• Mason farted 1202 times
• we learned how to ski on the bunny hill
• some of us skied quite well
• Helen’s knee played like a bird’s neck twisting all the way around
• one of us did not like skiing
• most of us LOVED skiing
• Josh was excellent at the pizza
• we ate almond butter out of a ketchup packet
• we wore six layers of clothes and packed in like sardines for snowy road trips
• we spent quality time on our phones
• we had brunch
• we had brunch
• we had brunch
• we slept on a couch
• we made fires
• Kristen made a mean breakfast
• our toes froze
• we plunged hot hands packets into our shoes
• we wore pretty much the same thing the whole time
• we made coffee
• we drank coffee
• we didn’t shower regularly
• we learned about trailer parks
• we hugged Anya
• we liked Boulder
• we liked Denver
• we liked Kevin
• we liked Kevin’s girlfriend Lynner
• we liked the snow
• we spent a lot of money on jerkie
• we did photo shoots
• we took photos with our phones
• we posed for photos
• we got car sick
• we drank good beer
• we soaked in a hot spring
• we soaked with old naked people in a hot spring
• we soaked with old naked people in a hot spring for hours
• we took buses
• we went to the mall
• we drank nyquil and went to bed before 10 at night
• we watched movies
• we slept at a hotel in Steamboat with a Swiss guy that Mason made friends with that talked a lot and then called us late at night to see if we were smoking because his alarm went off, but we weren’t we were just “burning incense”
• we slept at a hotel in a scary neighborhood in Denver
• we walked in parks through snow
• we ate snow off of the ground many, many times
• we wondered about strange noises at night in the trailer park
• we had to secure our hotel door because it was a two way door and our side wouldn’t lock, so we secured it with the nightstand and a metal luggage rack
• we tried on pink cowboy hats
• we tried on denim jackets
• we ate sushi in landlocked colorado
• we ate thai food and vietnamese green mango salads
• we ate a lot of eggs
• we saw horses roll around on the ground
• we saw horses wearing blankets













